Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Simple love test

(Rewind, select, repeat) x infinity

Hello, howdy.
Aeee listen, I don't preach sermons.
But I think you need them.
So I doubt if I should stop preaching them ever again.

How do you determine if  He loves you.
This is strictly for women that think a guy is crazy over them just because he says he likes you.
You are really dumb limp biz kits aren't you?

Ok, here goes

1) Would he pick you up at 3 am if you are stranded even if his dad says no? I mean would he tell his dad "this is important dad, we'll deal with the consequences later" like a MAN.

2) Will he save your ass over everybody else's? Even before he saves his own? I mean would he get bitten by a dog instead of you getting bitten? I'm not talking bullets . Any poor guy would freak out over bullets. But hey a lover would still take bullets for you.

3) Are you assured of the fact that no matter what happens in any part of the world & you call him, he'll be there if you're in deepshit ? I mean, if you call him from a different continent from jail, would he scold/abuse, shout and then comfort you and take the next flight?

4) Will he defend you against his best friends or even family if the need arises? Will he fight with them for you? I mean would he put his step down like a Man and say "it's either her or I live in your basement all my life dad"

5) Will he kiss you if you are sick to your gut and look like shit? I mean would he hold you and say "baby you look like you are  going to die, kiss kiss"

If you answered NO to any of the above questions, Let go. He's not a keeper. He will never be. He will never change. No amount of love or sexy lingerie or great sex will change him. He's a faggot and will forever be. Find a fucking guy who at least keeps you safe.


Not saying all this because I have the perfect love life. I reallyreallydont.
But I have known men who get a YES for all the 5 questions.
And I know, no matter what, I don't deserve anything less.

Also remember that buying gifts for you, treating you like a "princess", taking you out for expensive dinners and telling you how sexy you are are all secondary things. Please don't fall In love with a faggot piece of meat. You get a dignified man if you have dignity. So please don't whore around or act needy. If he really really likes you and means to fall in love with you and keep you forever, he will fucking say it. No two ways about it !!!!




"Will I be crucified for wanting to believe?"

All said and done, I think I'm in love. Considering how much I've been smiling. Quite like a faggot.















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